Day 91 of Singledom

April fools. What a horrifically lovely day to screw with people you love. You either prank or lie to them yet it is ok on this one day, gotta love it. I am up so early trying to think of pranks to pull on everyone I will see during this 24hr period and even the ones I won't I can call and hopefully say something that will make me laugh all day. Last night I had a date with Beer Pong Guy. Actually we had one planned but he had been sick for last week and last minute he called and asked if we could reschedule, that he still wasn't feeling one hundred percent. Like clockwork the minute I hang up with him The Ex calls. I just don't get it. It's almost as if he has some sort of intuition. He was riding around on his motorcycle, which I love bikes, and wanted to know if I was free for a movie and dinner. Twist my arm. We went for Thai, one of my favorites and had a delicious bottle of wine, then over to blockbuster to rent Moon. If you haven't seen it, please go rent it, so great and underrated, I won't even spoil it and give away any parts just rent it. As we are walking in his house his mother come from his apartment. Always weird and awkward to see any of his family after the breakup. She asks him if he was drinking and riding his bike (he was) and of course he lies (he is young) then he gets snotty and says anything else you wanna know? He is making no attempt to hide that we are still hanging out but when his family gets slightly nosy he gets his feathers ruffled. Silly if you ask me but I won't say mum since most of my friends don't know that we are still doing this non-couple dance. Tonight is a Spoon concert and we are going together so I have all day to think of a prank that will shock and awe. Man I love April Fools.