Day 106 of Singledom

Last minute last night I decide to go out with one of my best guy friends and his buddy. We ended up at this bar that had about 4 women (including me) and about 50 guys. After the 3rd Madonna song and watching this really cute guy give my friend the up and down I realized it was gay night. When both my guys realized it about an hour later, because you know I didn't say anything just let them sit there and wonder where all the women were, they were jumping out of there seats! We head to the next bar down the street and after a couple shots there they decide they want hot dogs. My question is, where do the guy in the stand pee? It's cold and he's out there late, where does he pee? And where does he wash his hands? No hot dog for me! We got to the 3rd and last bar and grab a corner of a table and while I am dancing to myself this guy I went on a couple of dates 2yrs ago pops up. I can't remember his name but I do remember that he was a shithead. I kicked him out of a Christmas party we had at my place because he was obnoxious enough to think that he was spending the night at my house and then when I advised him he was not he then tried hitting on my passed out drunk friend. Yes. I said passed out. I flipped. She was sleeping in my room and I saw him walk in. His story was to "check on her". I call bullshit. Any guy that would do that is a piece of shit. So I made a scene and had him thrown out about 3 big cop friends of mine and he went running down the street. This guy even had the nerve to call me the following day apologizing and saying that it was a misunderstanding, he wasn't that type of guy. Funny part was my girlfriend said she partially remembers him going into the room and and thought what the hell but then heard me yelling and was like "it's ok, she has it covered" and went back to sleep. After all this I can't believe the guy would even speak to me. I did my best not to yell PERV! But was semi-cordial and did the shoulder move when he tried to hug me hello. This club/bar makes me not liking being single at all. Kinda looking forward to Beer Pong Guy coming back. And even The Ex a little, weird but having these non-relationships make it a lot less scary out there.