Day 73 of Singledom

Isn't it funny when a certain group of people have a bad reputation? Don't you wonder where it comes from? Let's say firemen for instance. Now they are known as womanizer, egotistical meat heads who chest pump to their favorite song when in a group. And that is actually pretty true. I went day drinking Saturday. One of my friends that came along is a fireman, all of his friends are of course firemen and even tho they all come in different shapes and sizes they are to a tee what I just described. You can just sit back and watch the show when they are around. The girls flock to them and the smart ones run when the obnoxiousness comes out, the semi-retarded ones stay and try to catch their eye and maybe get laid in the bathroom. We hit a bar where one of my buddies works and all drinks are $2 for me, so after about 4 of those I went outside and hailed a cab leaving everyone to continue their debauchery. I got around 20 calls from friends asking where I was and if I left which thankfully I did because 2 people ended up in the drunk tank and one of the girls we were with woke up with a broken finger in the morning. I love day drinking. Some people just don't realize it's for during the day only, by evening the sloppiness commences and if your smart you should already be home.